The Chinese Zodiac in Cars

Happy Year of the Goat! Though in some circles it is known as the Sheep. But other than that astrology is guaranteed to be 60 percent accurate, more or less, at certain times, depending on the waning moon or which house, um, Neptune is in. The Chinese Zodiac has a rich and colourful history, and they’re all animals with interesting personality traits that we thought sounded an awful lot like some cars we know. So we decided to pull out our crystal ball, our dog-eared copy of the I Ching and rearrange the furniture to divine which car best represents each sign.